Soda is the devil…. or so I’ve been trying to tell myself for FAR TOO LONG. I’ve read skimmed all the articles and not once have I found something that tells me what I want to hear… Soda makes you happy, makes you age in reverse and actually causes you to lose weight…. I’ve looked… those articles don’t exist…
Don’t they looks so cheerful and pleasant? Don’t believe them! (Photo Credit)
Here’s a brief synopsis of an article I read today about some of the surprising reasons to give up soda…
We should note the “less surprising” reasons are that it’s basically chemicals, chemicals aren’t good for you, they use coke to clean up blood off the highway, that’s not good for you either, it makes you hungrier (and not for salads), it messes with your metabolism… and the list of not-surprising side-effects goes on and on… but I thought we’d focus on the “surprising” fun facts…
1. Soda fattens up your organs … and we’re not talking about that sweet pipe organ you had in church growing up… I quote “A recent Danish study revealed that drinking non-diet soda leads to dramatic increases in dangerous hard-to-detect fats. …including liver fat and skeletal fat.” WHAT the H-E – double hockey sticks is skeletal fat?!?!?!? I do not want to know… gross!
2. Soda contains flame retardants… no it does not make you flame retardant… that would be AWESOME… No instead, some sodas (including Mountain Dew) contain a substance that “can cause bromide poisoning symptoms like skin lesions and memory loss, as well as nerve disorders.” So not only will you not be flame retardant, you might get skin lesions, forget where you got them and get on everyone’s last nerve… oh not that kind of nerve disorder… but still…
3. Drinking soda makes you a lab rat… ummm…. nasty. I don’t like rats… at all. Not even Ratatouille… that movie made me squirm for a week. I don’t care that he liked to cook. Anyways, the article says that most Americans sodas are made from “…genetically engineered ingredients [that] have only been in our food chain since the 1990s…” Looks like “Hammer Pants” are not the only “awesome” thing brought to us by the 90s.
This other article I read, indicates that it will take one of the following activities to burn off the calories from one 20oz bottle of Coke.
- Washing dishes or grocery shopping for 76 minutes
- Unicycling or cleaning gutters for 35 minutes
- Jazzercising or chopping wood for 29 minutes
- Shoveling or skiing for 25 minutes
- Boxing or fast jump-roping for 15 minutes
As much as I love unicycling through the grocery aisle, jazzercizing while I chop wood or cleaning my gutters… I think I’ll skip it AND the soda.
Who’s with me?
p.s. Yes, Mom, you were right. I know you know best. I never doubted you… honest.















